Thursday
According to today's Star News, authorities reported bizarre lights and a loud explosion that shook the ground in a 2 county area near Kokomo, Indiana last night. WIBC today notes that a UFO was reported near Logansport earlier in the week.
Tax activists were summoned on the scene and photographed the attached picture, showing 5-6 extra-terrestrials outside of their craft. Interviews showed them to be: Bauer, Crawford, Kenley, Long, and Daniels. Kenley wanted some scotch tape for repairs, Long called for a summer session for clarification, Crawford called his home planet for a compromise, Daniels wanted to privatize the ship for a casino, and Bauer was looking for his rug.
According to today's Star News, authorities reported bizarre lights and a loud explosion that shook the ground in a 2 county area near Kokomo, Indiana last night. WIBC today notes that a UFO was reported near Logansport earlier in the week.
Tax activists were summoned on the scene and photographed the attached picture, showing 5-6 extra-terrestrials outside of their craft. Interviews showed them to be: Bauer, Crawford, Kenley, Long, and Daniels. Kenley wanted some scotch tape for repairs, Long called for a summer session for clarification, Crawford called his home planet for a compromise, Daniels wanted to privatize the ship for a casino, and Bauer was looking for his rug.